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Welcome to my online resume. Please feel free to look around. You may also download my most current resume in Word or PDF format.
Acquire a position in a stable organization where my skills, knowledge, and contributions are the basis for opportunities of advancement.
Current Notary Public for the State of Florida who completed my Masters of Science degree in Information Systems with a concentration on Software Engineering Management and a GPA of 3.917. I have nineteen years of programming experience, and ten years of web design and development. My skills include supervisory (up to six people), application design, programming, quality control, testing, technical writing, web design and development, training, instructional design, accounting, and more. I also have three years of instruction for Mechanical and Architectural Drafting.
Masters Degree: Software Engineering Management, research project completed on Project Management: Avoiding Failure and Achieving Success
General Skills: Working independently as well as on a team; safeguarding confidential information; generating reports; writing and maintaining technical publications and other documentation; written and oral communication; problem solving; establishing priorities; meeting deadlines; and process improvement
Programming: Java, FoxPro, VBScript, JavaScript, Clipper, C, C++, SQL, MS Access, Flash, Visual Basic
Web Design: PHP, XHTML, HTML, DHTML, CSS, MySQL, Photoshop, and some XML
Information Systems: SDLC, System Analysis & Design, UML & Data Modeling, Quality Assurance, Quality Control, Testing, Object Oriented Programming, Project Management, Report Design & Generation
Accounting: GL Coding, Accounts Payable, Accounts Receivable, Purchase Requests, Credit & Collections, Payroll, Petty Cash, and Deposits
Miscellaneous: Instructional Design, Training, Technical Writing, Data Entry & Retrieval
Woodbridge Senior High School
3001 Old Bridge Road, Woodbridge, Virginia 22192
Degree: H. S. Diploma
Completion Date: June 1986
Major: Vocational (Architectural & Machine Drafting / Auto Mechanics)
Strayer University, Washington, DC
Degree: Diploma
Major: Computer Information Systems, Programming
Cumulative GPA: 4.0
Summa Cum Laude
Degree: Associates Degree
Major: Computer Information Systems, Programming
Cumulative GPA: 3.80
Magna Cum Laude
Degree: Bachelors Degree
Major: Computer Information Systems, Programming
Cumulative GPA: 3.675
Cum Laude
Degree: Masters Degree
Completion Date: 09/21/2009
Major: Information Systems, Software Engineering Management
Cumulative GPA: 3.917
Summa Cum Laude
Paralegal Studies, PCDI, Norcross, Georgia, 2002-2003
SBT Programming Certification, Georgia, October 1997
Priorities & Time Management - Seminar, Crystal City, Virginia
Project Management - Seminar, Crystal City, Virginia
Notary Public, State of Florida, 2009-2013
Florida Notary Association Member, 2009-
IEEE, Member, 2009-
Notary Public, Commonwealth of Virginia, 1990-1998 & 2003-2007
Girl Scouts of America - Heart of Florida Council, Previous Leader of Troop #388, Junior Girl Scouts, 2006-2007
Non-Traditional Student Role Model, Previous, Woodbridge Senior High School
VICA, Previous President, Woodbridge Senior High School
VICA, Previous Treasurer, Virginia District V
VICA, Previous Secretary, Woodbridge Senior High School, Automotive Section
VICA, 1st Place, Opening and Closing Ceremonies, District V Chapter
VICA, 1st Place, Mechanical Drafting, District V Chapter
(NOTE: VICA is now known as SkillsUSA)
Available upon request
Carol A. Harstad
Kissimmee, Florida 34759
(989) 278-8483
[♥ About Me ♥]
I am 42 years young and mother to four wonderful children - ages 14, 13, 10 & 2. You can find more about them under the family tab. I recently graduated with my MASTERS degree!!! I now have an MSIS degree in Software Engineering Management. I graduated with a 3.917 GPA. My heritage is Cherokee Indian, English, Irish, German, Norwegian and French. (Wouldn't that make me a Cheroglish Irigerwegianench?) I was born on January 16, 1968, and raised in Woodbridge, Virginia. I now stand 5'0" and weigh 130 lbs. with red hair and green eyes. I am left handed and love playing the flute, drawing, writing, computer programming, and web design. My favorite foods are sushi, pasta, seafood, and steak.
An interesting fact about me: I have flown a plane!! It was one of those two person types, and my friend showed me how it was done, and I did it! When I lived in Ocala, I flew from Ocala to Gainesville, then down to Orlando, and back to Ocala. Of course, he landed the plane, but it was the most awesomest (is that a word?) experience EVER!
Another interesting fact: On July 19, 2007, I was struck by lightening. I stopped by Walmart on my way home from work for some groceries. When I went in, it was a bit cloudy. When I came out, the skies were very dark and it was starting to rain. I put up the umbrella and started rolling the basket to the van. When I was a few feet from the van, the lightening hit the umbrella!! It came down the shaft of the umbrella and was circling around my hand and wrist. It basically looked like a spiraling blue and white spark that lasted for maybe 10-15 seconds. I was so awestruck by what was happening that I just froze while watching. I didn't realize what actually happened until it stopped. By the time I figured out what happened, I freaked out, and hurriedly threw the groceries into the van and left. That night, I had things I needed to do for work, and was going to work at home. I mentioned to my boss what happened, and he insisted I go to the emergency room. At that time, I felt fine. Mom agree'd with him and wouldn't let up about it, so I went to the emergency room. They x-ray'd my hand and arm and said that nothing was broken. They said I was VERY lucky. So, I went back home, and started working on my stuff. Well, don't you know within a few hours, I was in PAIN!!! My arm felt like someone squashed it in a vice grip, and my head felt like it was about to explode. Worst headache I ever had. Worse than any migraine I've ever experienced, not that I've had many, but have on occasion.
[♥ Hobbies/Interests ♥]
[♥ Heroes ♥]
My parents are my heroes!!! They may not be perfect, but they did what they were supposed to.
[♥ Nicknames Given to me ♥]
Mommy (of course)
Little Sprout
Babi Doll
Puppii Kat
Baby Girl
Dolly
Froggy
Duckie
[♥ Things I Like About People ♥]
[♥ Things I Dislike About People ♥]
[♥ Music ♥]
[♥ Movies/Television ♥]
Daniel Friedman - 10/5/2009 - www.naymz.com - Carol was a great member of my operations team at Channel Intelligence. She constantly displayed hard work, dedication, enthusiam, and creative thinking in all her endeavors. She also took the lead on several occasions and helped navigate difficult circumstances and create unique solutions. I highly recommend Carol to anyone looking for an asset to their team.
Daniel Friedman - 12/19/2008 - www.linkedin.com - Carol is a hard-working, dedicated individual who is able to learn quickly and adapt easily to any situation. While working with Carol, I personally witnessed many times where she would take initiative and solve a task by thinking outside the box. Carol is an asset to any team or company.
Charles Neal - 8/11/2008 - Facebook comment - Carol, what a fantastic website. Already I can see it is so expressive of you, who you are, and what you believe--done very creatively, with great sensitivity and candor while expressing your own lovely and profound beliefs that I have already seen surfacing on Facebook. Congratulations.
Hattie Mitchell - 8/10/2008 - Facebook comment - Took a look at your website and it looks good. I wish I had the same talents as you do....
[♥ My Children ♥]
Cody Cameron Otto: 03/21/1996; 14 years old, and in the 9th grade. He loves the computer, the Internet, and playing all kinds of computer, x-box, DS, play station, and more kind of games. He also likes Naruto, his iPod Touch, and his Nintendo DS. He’s a complete sweetheart as far as boys go. 99% of the time, he will do anything I ask, because he likes to help mommy.
Dominique Ty: 03/11/1997; 13 years old, and in the 8th grade. She loves to cook and help out with her baby brother. I don’t know what I’d do without her, she helps me so much, and not because I make her! She’s such a sweetheart. She loves her iPod Touch and Nintendo DS and surfing the web, and absolutely adores and misses her cousins, who moved to New York.
Cheyenne Nicole: 05/24/2000; 10 years old and in the 5th grade. She’s in the gifted program and loves it. They teach her to do all sorts of neat things she doesn’t get to do in regular class. She too, loves her Nintendo DS, her Touch-screen Multimedia player, and the Internet. She also loves to have sleep-over's and is miss social butterfly.
Joseph Daniel: 09/04/2008; 2 years old, and a complete mommy’s boy so far. He loves to watch the same shows mommy and grandma watch. He’ll only watch cartoons on rare occasion. He loved his baby swing until he outgrew it, and a few select toys. Mostly, he likes to sit on my lap and watch everything I do. He likes to stand up when you hold his hands and dance to music or when Cheyenne sings. UPDATE: Joey likes his cartoons now. He loves Thomas the Train, Sesame Street, Caillou, and Nina's night night show on Sprout TV.
[♥ Extended Family ♥]
Betty: My mom ~ 05/09/1947; What can I say about my mom, other than she's the best. She's my best friend, and I can talk to her about anything. I don't know what I'd do without her. She stays home to take care of my dad who can be quite a handful at times. She also helps me with the baby.
Dennis: My dad ~ 10/04/1945; Used to be a firefighter and then CEMT back in Virginia until he had an auto accident in 1990, which left him with a head injury. He could still mostly function, like driving, babysitting, taking his daily walks around the neighborhood, until a second auto accident, thanks to the Virginia winter weather. Now, he's like a two year old, and has early onset of Alzheimers. He wears diapers and his only activities are his walks around the inside of the house and around pool. He also likes to play Monopoly with the kids.
David: 09/23/1966; My brother ~ The most awesomest brother in the world, I think. We grew up as each others' friends, and even shared the same friends around the block and at school. He served in the US Army for several years.
Lisa: My niece ~ My little Cinderella.
Talicia: My niece ~ She has MY HAIR!! lol. My little red-headed niece, I miss her (she lives in New York).
Chana: My niece ~ The cutie littlest one. She's so smart and going to school now. I miss her soo much, too (Also in New York).
Davina: My niece ~ My brother's oldest. She lives in Virginia with her mom. I haven't seen her in like 13 years, I believe. I have seen her poetry on Poetry.com and she seems to be quite the poet. I also have her as a friend on Myspace and Facebook.
[♥ Other Family ♥]
James Andrew Cottingham ~ 08/26/1969; My ex-husband; Cody, Dominique & Cheyenne's daddy. However, they haven't seen him since May, 2006.
Thomas Michael Tetreault ~ 11/23/1974; Joseph's daddy. We were engaged to be married before Joey came along, but it didn't work out. He lives in Mississippi and we talk at least a little almost every day.
Diane Garrity - My bestie since high school. Always will be. She lives in New Jersey, but I wish we were neighbors.
Greg Kish - Met Greg online and he's one of the bestest friends anyone could ever ask for and one of the sweetest guys you'd ever wanna meet.
Carolyn Miner - I met her on Pogo.com many years ago. She's a sweetheart and like another daughter for me. While I have never met her in person, I feel like I've known her forever.
Mark Maida - He was one of the sweetest guys you'd ever wanna meet. After several years, he lost his battle with cancer and went to be with the angels on September 1, 2009. He is now my (and many others) guardian angel, looking out for us and keeping us safe.
Matthew Babcock - I've known Matt for over twenty years. We met back in high school, and I think he's another one of the sweetest guys you'd ever wanna meet.
Jennifer Lawton - My best friend when I was in Ocala. I moved south, then she moved to Arkansas. :( Now, I don't get to visit with her and the children anymore.
[♥ Our Pets ♥]
Keli - RIP. My dog when I was in high school and after. I have to mention her here because she was the best doggie I ever had and she'll always be with me as my angel doggie.
Garo: Dominique's doggy. Believed to be about 2 years old, red haired male doggy. He's one the best dogs we've ever had. Extremely well mannered and loves everyone, including all kinds of other animals.
Cujo: She's actually my brother's black lab. She's getting up in age and a little persnickety at times, but she's a great doggie and gets along with everyone
Moo Cow: One of our kitties.
Lion Head: Another kitty.
We also have two rabbits and a dove.

I used to have tons of drawings and paintings. However, due to issues with my ex-husband, ALL those drawings were left in Las Vegas, and God only knows who has them now. Since then, I haven't been too inclined or motivated to do many drawings or paintings. I guess it's time I started my collection over. I mean, it's been 11 years...
This was a boat I drew. I scanned it into the computer, then lightened it to use as a background on previous websites.
According to tradition, Chartres Cathedral has housed the tunic of the Blessed Virgin Mary, the Sancta Camisia, since 876. The relic was said to have been given to the cathedral by Charlemagne, who received it as a gift during a trip to Jerusalem. Because of this relic, Chartres has been a very important Marian pilgrimage center and the faithful still come from the world over to honor it.
The present cathedral is one of several French Gothic masterpieces built because fire had destroyed its predecessors. After the first cathedral of any great substance burnt down in 1020, a glorious new Romanesque basilica with a massive crypt was built under the direction of Bishop Fulbert and later Geoffroy de Lèves.
The cathedral survived a fire in 1134 that destroyed much of the rest of the town, but was not so lucky on the night of June 10, 1194, when lightning ignited a great fire that destroyed all but the west towers, the façade and the crypt.
The people despaired when it seemed that the Sancta Camisia had also perished in the fire. But three days later it was found unharmed in the treasury, which the bishop proclaimed was a sign from Mary herself that another, even more magnificent, cathedral should be built in Chartres. Donations came in from all over France and rebuilding began almost immediately in 1194. The people of Chartres volunteered to haul the necessary stone from quarries 5 miles away.
The construction project used the plans laid out by the first architect in order to preserve the harmonious aspect of the cathedral. Work began first on the nave and by 1220 the main structure was complete, with the old crypt, the west towers and the west facade incorporated into the new building. On October 24, 1260, the cathedral was finally dedicated in the presence of King Louis IX and his family.
Chartres Cathedral was never destroyed nor looted during the French Revolution and the numerous restorations never have altered its glorious beauty. It always stayed the same: a great triumph of Gothic art.
Barack Obama
Stephen King
George Bush (Don't ask why, it's better that way! However, it does involve a bitch-slapping)[♥ My views (rules) on Relationships ♥]
Thou shall not cheat, else thou shalt be castrated with a butter knife!
I will not be your backup! If you have a wife/girlfriend, stay away from me! Unless it's friends only.
Once in a relationship, my intuition guides me. Thus far, it's NEVER been wrong.
If I'm in a relationship with you, and it ends because you treated me bad. Then NO, we can't be friends.
If he cheated WITH you, he'll cheat ON you!
Apathy is the beginning of the end.
Don't be a bore. Have some kind of hobby or something. Show ambition!!!! Who wants to be with someone that's always bored, ALL THE TIME!
I like nice guys, but I don't like doormats. Express yourself and have your own opinion! Just don't be a jerk.
Do NOT say you love me if you never MET me.
I'm a keeper, if you fuck it up, sorry for your luck. I've given too many 2nd chances, and not likely to give any more.
Do you have children that don't live with you? If so, do you pay your child support and MAKE the time to be with them without excuses?
You need to be able to take care of yourself. I already have kids, I don't need my man being one also. Unless you're a kid at heart. That's a good thing.
Do you have any problems such as anger management issues, or severe depression, or anything else that is easily addressed?
You don't need to be rich, or make a lot of money, but if we're to be together, you will help contribute.
Honest - Speaks for itself.
Non-cheater
Supportive
Funny
Caring
Sensitive
Loving
Ambitious
Handsome (on the inside)
Financially Stable - He doesn't have to be rich, just responsible
Fun
Independent
Cuddly
Good to his mother
Humble
How to make a Carol
Ingredients:


Buddy Rich - One of the greatest jazz drummers of all time.
Lionel Ritchie
Genesis - R.F.K. Stadium Starplex (Washington, DC) - May 26, 1987 (Michelob)
The Monkeys - Gary Pucket & The Union Gap Band - Hermans Hermits - 1986
E.U. (Experience Unlimited) - 1990? - Remember the song "Da Butt"? & Sugar Bear
Guns N Roses/Pantera (1990?)
The Ramones - The Bayou in Washington, DC - Early 90's
Grateful Dead - Charleston, WV - 1995
Nickelback - 2007
Ozzfest - Full tour lineup - 2002 (not all present)
Ozzfest - 1997
Lollapalooza - 1996The following are social websites where I have profiles.
If you know me personally, and have a linkedin account, please feel free to create a recommendation for me.
If you know me personally, and have a Naymz.com account, please feel free to create a recommendation for me.
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Although, I truly believe Twitter is utterly useless.
Joey is now 1 year old. (1 year, 1 month, 6 days) (October 10, 2009)
Here's the latest update to "Project Peanut". I have surprisingly kept up quite well with this project. I originally thought I'd slack off after a couple of months, but I haven't! Yay me!!!! I wish I started this when my other children were born. Then I'd have expenses all the way through age 13. That's okay, this will take many years to accomplish, and I just hope I can keep it up.
Out of Pocket Total: $6,626.27
Final formula totals accounted for $1,586.82, and the on-going diaper total is $386.31.
What will interesting is when Joey starts eating table food. I'll try to (as much as possible) account for his portion, but that will be a little difficult. He's still mostly eating toddler food.
Another thing to mention that shouldn't be forgotten, is Joey's portion of water, utilities, bed space, gasoline for baby related trips, etc. Obviously, with a baby, those things go up a little because of bath's, bottles, washing clothes, batteries for toys and his swing, and everything else. However, at this time, I don't think it's worth it to try to figure out that stuff.
Medical Billed: $34,302.46 (of which $479.30 was paid by Carol, rest paid by insurance)


Mark Maida - July 12, 1955 - September 1, 2009 - 54 years old.
FYI: On my playlist, there are three songs dedicated to one of my bestest friends in the world, Mark Maida, who died of cancer on September 1, 2009. "Follow Me"~Uncle Kracker, "Forever"~Papa Roach, & "Halo"~Beyonce. "Halo" was playing on the radio as he drove away the last time I saw him. That day, July 27th, we had lunch together so he could say goodbye. He passed through Kissimmee on his way to the Hard Rock Casino in Tampa for one last week of fun.
As Mark was going in to the hospital on August 25th, 2009, he texted me, and this is what it said: "I'm here, bye darlin, b happy." He died exactly a week later.
He was a great guy, the best friend you could ever ask for, and he loved riding his motorcycle. I originally met him on Myspace, and we very quickly became good friends. He will definitely not be forgotten.
William Alan (Bil) Mathews - April 1967 - February 16, 2006 - 38 years old.
Bil was a very good friend of mine, whom I dated for a brief time, when I lived in Ocala, Florida. He was a really sweet guy in person, and knew how to push peoples' button's when he was online (all in good fun of course). We originally met on America Online, in the Ocala chatroom.
Unfortunately, a few weeks after we stopped hanging out together, he did a very selfish thing and committed suicide. He had no clue how many people he left behind that really cared about him.
He served in the United States Navy, and then as a medical transcriptionist for the Ocala Podiatry Center. He had the sweetest little dog name Boo, and he loved riding his motorcycle, singing karaoke, playing pool, throwing darts, fishing, cycling, and golfing.
William Matthew Yones - March 15, 1979 - August 25, 2008. Billy lost his battle with Cystic Fibrosis. :(
Richard Lee Knave - October 23, 1968 - November 19, 1984.
Louis & Betty M. Gilliam ~ December 10, 1983.
Irene C. Davis - March 26, 1903 - October 26, 1995 & Henry S. Davis - June 17, 1900 - April 14, 1968.

Rosten M. Hanlin ~ March 18, 1918 ~ September 15 or 23, 1999.